Tuesday, February 28, 2006

a modest proposal

I propose that all persons who've spent more than two weeks being sick in a given season should be given a waiver that relieves them from further illness for at least twelve months following the close of said season.

Since there is no Board for Cosmic Justice and Equal, Fair, Happy, and Comfortable Treatment of All Peoples, Persons (regardless of age, gender, disability, or reality preference), Animals, Trees, Ecosystems, and Historic Buildings, I am presenting my proposal to the world via this blog.

Unfortunately, none of you can do anything about it.

But sympathy is always nice.

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