just in case

This is a public service announcement.

I do not, as in days past, have even the faintest wish to enter the public eye as, say, a Supreme Court justice or First Lady. But just in case my life history and academic corpus ever become relevant, DO NOT look to my university papers for any articulation of my personal views.

I am available to debate the rightness or wrongness of writing fluff papers that make professors happy . . .

after the semester is over.