Suggestion: If a very inquisitive five-year-old shows up while you are reading and asks a series of questions covering roughly everything, it may not be the best idea to attempt to distract said child by reading Mark 16 aloud.
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"So can I drink a deadly poison?"
Followed quickly by a series of questions about snakes, my mistaken attribution of an incident similar to Elisha's deadly stew in 2 Kings to Paul on Malta (I got the viper part right, though), more questions about why Paul's wife didn't fix the stew, why didn't he have a wife . . .