Monday, March 03, 2008

thanks, but no thanks

What I got out of last night's sermon:

Definitely apply for the study abroad program in Jordan.

What my parents got out of last night's sermon:

It's time to sign Emily up with eHarmony.

I'm thinking about lodging a complaint, but I'm not sure if it should be with the apostle Paul or with Pastor Dan. If the IRS didn't own every penny in my checking account, I think I'd go out and buy both of my parents ESV Bibles.

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