What I got out of last night's sermon:
Definitely apply for the study abroad program in Jordan.
What my parents got out of last night's sermon:
It's time to sign Emily up with eHarmony.
I'm thinking about lodging a complaint, but I'm not sure if it should be with the apostle Paul or with Pastor Dan. If the IRS didn't own every penny in my checking account, I think I'd go out and buy both of my parents ESV Bibles.