see Emily. see Emily grade.

One of the ironies of my current position in life is that I seem to be always grading papers at the same time that I am writing papers. Sadly for my students, this seems to make me less rather than more merciful.

After more than a year of professorship, I've finally come up with a grading rubric that I like. The only problem was that after running one student's grade through it I realized that I was grading on a scale of 120% (this is why I am a lawyer and not a mathematician). This is fixed now (after the third try and lots of time with a calculator).

Anyhow, grading is pretty boring from a narrative standpoint, so here is the photodocumentation:

GRADED

TO-BE-GRADED

FUEL

NEFARIOUS PROFESSOR FACE
MADE OUT OF FUEL WASTE + RED PEN